What makes you stick out as an out-of-fashion tourist more than anything else? A fanny pack.
Now I don't know why this is the first reference I could think of but Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" has a two second clip of a fanny pack. Incoming a video (a past blast in itself) Look for the 2:00 mark.
So please, don't do it. Just don't tell Hulk Hogan that. Ok brother?